The Plotables: Choose your own misadventure

Girl is
a) delusionally in love with the wrong guy.
1.) Guy is a self-centered egotistical bastard unwilling to love or be loved.
or 2.) A cheating bastard having an affair with Girl's soon to be ex-hairdresser.
3.) Who happens to be the father to be for their soon to be love child.
4.) The guy is about to be diagnosed with some horribe illfated illness.
5.) He's a criminal on the run.
6.) An addict in rehab.
7.) A crooked wannabee politian with his own pandora's box of scandal
about to be opened by no other than his fiance's detective of a brother.
8.) Who is gay and in the closet - until Girl suspects and affair and then
later finds out he's in love with her ex-hairdresser (well it fits.) (she
is after all delusional.)
9.) He's just an asshole that lead her on, way to long and really never saw
her as the girl for him but dated her because she made amazing chicken
noodle soup and he wanted the recipe for his new menu at the restraunt
the restraunt he owns.
10.) Who turns out to be an okay guy, just not the right guy for our Girl
He doesn't know how to love, be a good boyfriend and or make compromises.
Girl and Guy inevitably break up:
1.) Over dinner resulting in mashed potatoes being flung into his face.
2.) He is sent off to prison or rehab.
3.) He dies a horrible death from the complications of sleeping with a
pornstar with plague/ gay lover with the measels and because Guy grew up
Amish he was never vaccinated.
4.) Civily but there are complications with the home they have, the child
they will have, his addictions, or the politial scandals.
5.) She moves away to start her life over.
6.) They become friends - or intend to until he decides after sometime
that he was a complete and utter moron and wants her back only to find
that she has moved on.
After much trial and tribulation Girl finally moves on:
1.) She is content being single and alone and raises her child to be strong
and independent.
2.) She runs for political office against her ex and wins.
3.) She moves and starts a new life.
4.) She dates a string of losers and gives up on finding a man that can
compelete her so she completes herself, new job, adopts a baby
5.) She finds love when unexpected.
6.) She goes to therapy and the book is about her conspiracy theory that her
therapist is an Alien from another planet.
7.) She travels and finds a man that doesn't speak any english so he can't
tell her any lies.
8.) She becomes a cat lady.


As you can see I have some random ideas out there... We'll just see what happens.
Sorry if the numbers don't corelate properly - but it's kinda fun to mix n match isn't it?